Sometimes I wonder...

Have you ever heard of "Brown Bottle Flu"? Me neither. However, my Subway...baristo? Server? Guy? We'll go with "Guy getting our sandwiches together". Anyway, he was apparently newly 21 and very proud of it. Now, I'm not a drinker, but even I am pretty sure that it is impossible to drink 9 boilermakers, 7 shots, 3 Appletinis and a Long Island Ice Tea without dying. No matter how beefy someone happens to be. At least it seems far-fetched to me. But apparently this gentleman's only after effect was a massive hangover. i.e. this new variety of flu. I don't think that's the only thing he was suffering from though. No wonder my sub tasted a little funny.